Giant Green Slantface. It's not a pretty name, but then I suppose it's not a pretty grasshopper either.
Not that it's not attractive in a colourful cartoonish sort of way.
I rather like it. It's a little bit like me really. A bit odd-looking, basically unsociable but unable to escape the company that's arrived due to its lack of get-up-and-go, so it sits quietly hoping not to get noticed and eventually everyone will go away.
A lot like me really.