Birding 101 -
Question (1) multiple choice - Can you spot the difference between a Spotted Crake and a Spotless Crake?
Answer A - No, I've never spotted either of 'em.
Answer B - One's called 'Ted' and the other's called 'Les' but I'm not sure which ones's which.
Answer C - One likes painting.
Question (2) - If a spotless crake knows it's been spotted, does it have an identity crisis and require counselling? Expand.
Question (3) - Part A - If a Spotted Crake is never spotted does it still make a noise when it falls in the forest?
Question (3) - Part B - why was the unspotted Spotted Crake in the forest?
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